Once upon a time, there was a very nice lady who raised geckos. She was kind and helpful, and she was a darned good gecko breeder. Her geckos were beautiful and healthy, and people would come from near and far away lands seeking out her lovely geckos and expert advise.
As the years passed, she became old and mean. The lady stopped being kind and helpful, and the only thing that she cared about were her geckos.
She may be old and mean, but she's still a darned good gecko breeder! Her geckos are still the best in the land...
Just don't mess with the MOGL.
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